Ok so on Saturday afternoon Mandrae, my mom and I went to Target. Before we went shopping for soothies for Parker my mom and I need to go to the bathroom. So I got in the stall of the bathroom and I heard a lady saying, "NO JOEY." She said it a few times and as I was on the toilet with my shirt up I saw some eyes in the crack of the stall. I was SO mad. I tried to kick the door so that it hit his lil pervy face but I couldnt reach the door with my foot and so I started like grunting but he just kept staring and his mom kept saying over and over "NO JOEY." But did he stop looking? NO, of course not. URGH, I was so so mad. So I finally get out and he is staring at me with these nasty eyes (like haha I saw you in the bathroom eyes). He was probably 8 years old. Anyway it was the most annoying thing I have been through. And I have to say kids have been annoying me everywhere lately. Today in Walmart I was standing in line and some lil girl was behind me and her mom left her w her cart for a while and she decided it would be funny to run her cart into me a few times. SO HILARIOUS THESE LIL KIDS!! Maybe I dont want kids anytime soon. :)
So yeah anyway please dont let your boys in the ladies room past age 4. Thanks. :)
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What was the grunting sposed to do?!?!?!?!? I am laughing so hard right now I can hardly type!!
ReplyDeleteyou shoulda pulled some madea on the boy haha
ReplyDeleteThe grunting is the part where you lost me. And I lost it. You are crazy...
ReplyDeletewas the grunting you trying to poo so you could scare him away? that probably wouldn't do it. he probably would have laughed with his "lil pervy laugh." Joey is gross...
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe these comments. What will Gma think when she reads all of this... :o)
ReplyDeleteROFL
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