I must have too much cushioning back there!

Ok so Mandrae finds this funny:
Yesterday when I got home Mandrae was sewing his button back on his shirt. Well I didn’t think anything of it. Then later on that night I went to sit by him while we were watching “More to Love” and didn’t notice anything. Then we got into a political debate and I moved forward on the couch and felt something slicing my rear. I reached down there and there was a needle STUCK in my rear. Like the needle literally had been sitting inside my skin and when I moved it poked out and I finally felt it. When I pulled it out, it hurt so bad and Mandrae just thinks this is the funniest thing in the whole world! So I have a long line in my rear where a needle once lived.